joe's wasting your time

July 08

27,07,08
Doc, if there was just one thing in that four hour window I should NOT do...what would you say that would be?

26,07,08
Nice job last night!
Gee, Thanks coach! :)

24,07,08
Two years here and I suddenly have an inkling to go back to the states...I really want to see my nan one last time.

I should not spend time alone...it's not good for me ;)

so I'm told that some people under 30 have a talent for pressing flowers (I'm pretty sure you know who you are ;) and I'm pretty sure you're the only one)...so many comments to make...bloody germans!!! ;)

23,07,08
I'm taking today off to go get my work permit renewed...

I've watched the Producers twice, but still missed the ending. I think I fell asleep both times.

I managed to fall asleep at 23:00 and then managed to get up at 5...what a great idea!!!
This has to be a sign that I'm getting old right?

I've been here almost 2 years.

20,07,08
I'm not quite sure when or why this happened, but I think I'm the most popular customer at my starbucks. I get hellos and smiles from literally everyone that works there (and the semi regular free drink coupon). It's even now to the point where I get hellos on the street and I even got a handshake today when I went in (for the second time).
It's not uncommon to get a handshake here at a restaurant or pub you are a regular at, but I've never seen an employee shake hands with a customer in starbucks...next up 'the hip hop shoulder'...my little slice of americana in Deutschland.

watched Gross Pointe Blank today...I still think it's a great movie...if I could only find 'Better off dead' in this country then John Cusack could just retire for me...

...also watched the lads play footy against some Iranians today. Luckily for all of us the Iranians wanted a game so I didn't have to play. Also luckily for me is that when the rain started I was able to head to a cafe while they had to keep playing.
Then dinner at a czech restaurant (note to americans: There is no such thing as Czechoslovakia).

I'm going to suck on my pixie stick from Euro Disney and watch 'the producers' now...haven't seen it. I heard it was good. I'm probably going to be disappointed.

20,07,08
Last night I could actually see my own breath...I am loving this 'summer'. Honestly it's fantastic.

...and Matt I think I'm thinking on a much more macro economic sense than you...I realize a company can expand their market share through overseas expansion, new markets etc. (and some organic growth through population), but I'm talking about 20, 50, 100 years from now when there are no more borders/tariffs, and people the world over make the same money for the same jobs etc then what happens?
(besides everyone having 2 cars, wal-marts, 3 TV's, and 3500sq ft homes...see it's funny cuz...
oh nevermind...)
When all markets are saturated can you accept that my theory will then be true?
When there are no more new markets, new people, new products, then the worlds economies stagnate right?
Hopefully we will have discovered leisure time by then and we'll all work 20 hours a week for the same pay and all pay the same amount for goods and services...
I just circled back to socialism right?

There is still talk of me playing footy today...another chapter in the 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' files.

19,07,08
so by 11 I have accomplished everything I had to do this weekend (to the best of my abilities). I've been to the hardware store, got my picture taken for my work permit, schlecker, Saturn, Starbucks, and Hügendubel...yet I don't feel like I've actually done anything. Could not find any anti mold stuff, shlecker had no toilet paper, and the Italian coursebook I wanted had to be ordered...
I ended up with 2 DVD's and a book on Italian Verbs (the only english based Italian learning book they had in stock)....hmmmphh.

right now there's a gay pride party going on in the Römer. I didn't expect to hear techno as I'm trying to nap.
bump bumpb umpbubmpubmbpubmbpumbpubmp
boom tss boom tss boom tss

IN THE NAVY...you can sail the 7 seas...IN THE NAVY...

you got to show me love....do doo dee doo


17,07,08
ok...so I think my point last night was that IF you can accept that one business rises only at the same time another business fails (can anyone dispute this?) can you apply the same logic to people...
'one person gets rich only as another person gets poorer...'

Is this a case for socialism?
Once again I took a stretched conclusion and stretched it even more...I should really have gone to college and been a professor or something...instead I'm just stuck making random statements that confuse people... ;)

thanks to matt for keeping me awake today (I honestly didn't know that you studied economics before switching to the cop-out degree of psychology). we managed to unseriously discuss the CPI (americans tinker with it to make it look 'better'), deficit spending, printing of money by govt's, the sub prime housing crisis, how long the average bill is in circulation in the states, suppression of publication of money supply statistics, or inflation indices...discontinuation of M3 money supply statistics, Ron Paul, hyperinflation, me playing goal keeper on sunday, BBQ's, who is actually benefiting from western governments running deficits, George Bush wrecking the US economy, food prices etc.
....OK when I say discuss I mean me copying and pasting articles from learned (please read and pronounce that as learn-ED, then you'll be like william F buckley) people.

Tomorrow we discuss whether the tax rate matters as the government gets a small slice of every person to business or business to business transaction....If you can accept that argument does it even matter what the tax rate is, as eventually the government will get 100% (or is it 1,000,000,000%) of every dollar it prints back in the form of taxes...

...and Matt I still maintain that food prices as a percentage of household income (ok I didn't say that last night, but taking inflation etc into account I think we can agree on that right?) has fallen. It's certainly much cheaper to produce food as a multinational corporation than it was for Mr Ingalls to make a field of corn 100 years ago (ok a vague little house on the prairie comment...sweet).
...and they pass that savings onto me because they aren't into profits...
wha!?!?!?!

Ok I may have lost this argument but only until you realize that the previously mentioned economics student is really more interested in stuff like this:

select distinct column_a,
(select count * from table_1 as table_2 where table_1.column_a <= table_2.column_a)
from table_1

you may have lost all credibility with that one mate...
you're almost on par with stephanie who bought and sold my trust for a mere 25€.


16,07,08 part II
random unthought out collection of thoughts for the day...aka more conflusion from me...

Could you put a monetary value on everything in the world?
Does it fluctuate as a collection of inanimate objects becomes something more valuable than the sum of its parts...
...if a must have item is just replacing another must-have item (as TV replaced books, and computers replaced TV's, cars replace bikes etc.) is the rise of one company (and it's stock etc.) always at the expense of another company's fall?
...and population growth must be accounted for here because as there are more people there is a bigger market for 'stuff'...how much of inflation is accounted for by population growth?
...if everyone has x amount of 'stuff' and x amount of 'currency' aren't we all just trading our stuff and currency to each other for more or less stuff and currency?
...prices fall over time allowing us to buy more stuff for less currency...

...can I assume then that rich people are smart and poor people are stupid?

this is probably some 500 year old theory by some genius, but I was just pondering this at work today...which must be a sign that I don't have much work at the moment. :)
...and...
if someone thinks up a genius idea in complete isolation from someone else who thought up the same genius idea (thus not getting credit for it) can they still be considered a genius?
I'm sure history is littered with this type of situation...I'm just not well read enough to know it...

above is precisely why I will never be an author...Stream of consciousness had its day eh?


16,07,08
Saffa casually used the word 'serieses' the other day...truly I'm glad at least some of my friends are native english speakerers.

went to Mona's bday party last night and since Eric (the sock pooper) wasn't there his fiancée (that's mrs 2.0 to the rest of us) felt obligated to re-enact the spanish inquisition...
I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition...
"Nobody expects the spanish inquisition...Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice red uniforms!"

I may have ruined them on men by my open and frank answers. aka. doing my part to end idealism and naiveté among americas youths. :)
How did I end up over cynical and hopelessly romantic at the same time...Irony really is a dead scene.

Most interesting was the other american girls face which was constantly alternating between confused and accusing...


Lloyd Bentsen: "I was at the spanish inquisition...this is no spanish inquisition..."

stephanie: 'you're nothing if not dark'
and
'I think there's a repressed writer in there...I'm sure if I looked on your computer amongst all the p0rn, music and movies I would find a couple of short stories on there...'

Title of the book I'm now inspired to write:
'I changed every name in this book except for joe squires'

Sorry, I checked...no short or long stories of any sort to be found...

it's time for my monthly cleaning...ugh!


13,07,08
Mojo seems to have gone missing...
It's hard to build a house without opposable thumbs....

I won't know what that ridiculous statement means in 3 weeks...

11,07,08
So Thursday was a language day..I was asked by the german colleagues how they were perceived by the americans. Korinthenkacker came up again...I had to then explain the use of the word 'anal' to them.
Korinthenkacker definition:
raisin-pooper
nit-picker
hair-splitter
fusspot

This was brought on by them saying to me 'die spinnen die amis'. somehow I was actually able to translate that without help: 'the americans are crazy'. I apologized on behalf of 'my people' and quantified (?) it by saying that we aren't all that way...

also learned Deutsch meaning of 'pop'
once you pop you can't stop.

some girl - to me who was sweating profusely at the time: Are you hot?
me: my mom says I'm handsome
girl: you are!
see it's funny cuz...
oh nevermind...

05,07,08
The airport....where all proverbial and literal journeys commence...

so everything I typed about the language in my last was wrong...I think the smallness of my dictionary caused them to put words together that aren't quite exactly the same thing...I guess Italian is not as sexist as I first thought...I'm not editing it of course because I like to read my first impressions of a topic later....

They aren't the alps either...it's the apuane alps...which is a separate chain completely...and the Med is more like a kilometer (1000m - for the yanks) away from the office at least.
the whole last entry was a waste ;)

The annual company party was last night. Hung out with the two polish guys. They were quite funny and friendly..At one point one of them re-enacted a whole monty python sketch by himself (complete with old lady british accent). simply magical...they were cool....



There was a pool and it was quite funny to see the italians frolic like a bunch of little kids in it...

Only italians could turn a 4 letter word into a 5 syllable word....
CH-EEE-AAAAAHHH-OOOOWWWW-eh (ciao)...this might be even more amazing than the german MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaannnnn as described by matt.

today went to the town of Lucca...It was a medeival town with a complete wall around it. the wall is still intact and the town is absolutely beautiful. I only had a couple hours there, but it is on my to do list for when I go back...
I had lunch at the first place I saw inside Lucca. It so happened that it was an 'American Restaurant and Wine Bar'...Whilst waiting for food I looked around and figured that all you need to call yourself an 'American Restaurant' are some Beatles posters (WTF!!!!), Muhammad Ali Posters, and Marilyn Monroe Posters. There were many more Beatles posters than anything else.

My english is continually getting worse...I actually used the word 'quitted' in an email last week...I didn't even notice until I finished the sentence then had to reread it cuz I knew something was wrong...
Now the fact that I thought 'quitted' and then went ahead and typed it is a bad sign...I suspect if I spend more time in Italy this trend will continue. :)

Will put the pics on the Italy page...

04,07,08
Happy Birthday Amerika!
Part of a speech by Frederick Douglass...
"Fellow citizens, above your national, tumultuous joy, I hear the mournful wail of millions!...To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy—a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages."

03,07,08
This really is one of the most beautiful areas I've ever been too...From the office the sea is about 400 meters away, and you can see what I think are the Italian Alps...
amazing...I think I could really get used to this...

there seems to be some inherent chauvinism in the italian language...i.e. the male version of a word and the female version of the word imply different things...this is interesting, but here's an example...
English word: allegiance
italian male form: fedeltà
italian female form: obbedienza

Now isn't there a big distinction (in english) between fidelity and obedience? Doesn't one imply a choice (fidelity) and the other implies no choice (obedience)?
It's just funny that's all...
Obviously I've been killing time with my english-italian dictionary while eating dinner alone... :)
I think I've made it 4 pages into the 'A's.
and it's also an assumption on my part that fedeltà would translate to fidelity, but this is (for me) why Italian would be pretty easy to learn. Once the rhythm of the language is down and I can tell where one word ends and one begins it should be cake - when I first hear a language it is hard to tell where the words start and end...it all sort of runs together.

02,07,08
Italy day 5...
Searching for the Italian Jan Delay...

If I had just left the blog entry it would have been a good, typically vague entry on this page, but since I feel like I want to chat and I'm lonely  (if you've never been on a business trip to a country where you don't speak the language you can't possibly relate) I will continue...

I won't be bothered to explain who Jan Delay is...that's why god invented google...

I've heard way more Italian music on the Italian radio than I hear German music on German radio...are the Italians more patriotic than the Germans are?

I've gotten lots of nice texts this week...maybe I read too much into them, but it's nice to feel missed...

01,07,08
Italy day 4...

apparently every occasion is an occasion to wear heels in italy....going shopping, going to the beach, playing sports....etc..

here's an example of driving in italy...
I was on a 4 lane road today (two in each direction) and on the sides of both roads cars are parked (with no space between the second lane and the cars parked on the side). It basically ends up that the cars driving drive over the divider line (a lot of roads like this don't even bother with dividing lines) because you have doors opening on the parked cars on the right side of the road, bicycles on the right, scooters on the left and the occasional car passing going the other way moving into what should be the left lane...as a result (I guess this can be considered driving defensively) you end up sort of merging to the middle of the two lanes to let all the chaos ensue around you without consequence. It's sort of a beautiful thing cuz you can still pass the slow moving cars without much threat....
the beauty, art and chaos of driving in italy...I'm not scared anymore you just have to actually pay attention when you drive...in the states they just widened the lanes such that you don't even have to pay attention when you drive (make it easy for the lowest common denominator...aka. the stupid people...)...in europe you have to drive actively...if someone dies then they deserved it...in the states if someone dies then get a lawyer...

I'm going to learn more Italian in a week of being here then i learned deutsch living in Deutschland for a year...it's quite easy...
in fact it's very cute the way the italians put a hard e sound at the end of most words when they don't speak much english...except words that actually end with a silent E...those they manage to leave off...the stereo-typical italian accent speaking english is not really an exaggeration...I love listening to it...
don't ask an italian to spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

01,07,08
I was thinking today about different cultures and the perceptions that go along with that. It's still funny to me that people treat other people better or worse based solely on their nationality without even knowing that person. I think I've seen this everywhere I've ever been. It's funny though that I think people are nicer to me or want to be my friend just cuz I'm american...(like americans automatically don't want to be a friend to a mexican....are you a mexican or a mexican't) So I started thinking about the pre conceived notions that go along with each country...and all I can come up with that americans abroad are famous for is being loud, obnoxious, and ignorant (at this point I'd like to say that I've been told many times that I'm not a typical american)...(at this point I'd like to add that I have on many occasions - ok regularly - been loud, obnoxious, and ignorant).

...all I can come up with is that the non-yanks think we're all actors, movie stars or both...so they want to hang on/out to/with that...
apparently Jared Leto is trying to sing...I saw the video with the sound off, so I don't know if he can actually sing, but I dislike it on principle...hello poseur...put on some more eyeliner jerk!!! typical video...MTV go away...I'm boycotting you as well...but seriously what happens when the whole world is watching the same 10 videos on MTV at the same time...this is where the worlds culture will come from in 100 years...the world is flat and small...

this somehow all comes down to americans stealing...erm terrorizing... no...liberating...no...raping...uh...pillaging...ahem...ethnically cleansing...I mean, populating the largest chunk of North America in less than 200 years...the concept of populations existing for thousands of years in near isolation does not register with them, so they don't get that cultures existed for any length of time...manifest destiny and stuff....

if matt had written this it would have been well thought out and actually made the point I was attempting to formulate, but since it's me...well...draw your own conflusions...

I just made up the word conflusion...I'm not going to edit it...it suits me...I am a god...
I mean yank...