Friday the 13th…Part 35

not so much in a writing mood, but I guess I’d better before I forget the weekend…

Thursday night rented a van after work and started driving up towards Frankoforte. Drove about 3 hours to just before the swiss border and then drove around looking for a hotel. Found one for only 45eur so took it. I managed to scrape my rental van on the teeny tiny entrance to the parking area which worries me all weekend and even today.
Celebrated the coming of my birthday by sleeping through it, then get up in the  morning and continue on to swiss cheese land (my first visit). Italy has toll roads (the real freeways are tolls. If you want to drive backroads and take 23 times longer you can feel free to skip the toll, but only fools and guys riding bikes whilst wearing uniforms do that sort of thing), but in Swissville you pay a  one time a year fee for a sticker that goes in your window and I guess would be considered a toll as well (but this one is mandatory). I did that and continue driving through swissburg.
Now as I said I’ve never been to Swissland, and never had any desire to go, but WOW! It is a gorgeous place. Driving around the bottoms of the mountains and seeing the lakes, and mountains, and fall leaves was pretty amazing. I took absolutely no pictures, but if I had a car, a week and some cash I would go spend 7 nights in 7 cities.
With the help of many red bulls I push on and arrive to Frankfurt about 4PM. Drop off a load of laundry at kats and then we hit the wine market. It was a typical Friday afternoon. Bumped into a few people at the market…it was as if I’d never left…and I was hoping that life had stopped when I left, but alas the world continues… 🙂
Went to Waxes after and then Kat’s for Joeys…someone ordered wrong and we only got 2 pizzas which was not enough as Pete was in da haus! We tried ordering more pizza at 11:05, but Joeys was closed, so Pete volunteered to make us cheese and ham sandwiches until we ran out of ham…Well done though Pete. The sammiches were tasty! Happy birthday to me!!!
Actually once again only 1 person in Germany remembers when my birthday is…that always seems to happen :). Both my parents write me emails on Sunday to wish me happy day.

Saturday go to Ikea and load up the van. Then rush over to Matt’s…Driving around Frankfurt was horrible. It’s really strange to know a town by public transport, and then have to drive in it. Even worse when the town has subways. You sort of lose all sense of direction when you ride the subways regularly…anyways…Driving around Bergerstrasse was the worst…but I made it eventually. We watch that horribly boring Ireland footy team (ok. On this evening they were fairly entertaining I guess), and order pizza…cuz as we all know – you can’t get pizza in Italy!
I dropped my tv on it’s head while opening the back door of the van looking for clothes…This also stresses me out for the rest of the weekend…

Have lunch with Julia and then watch Couples Retreat at the english theatre. Good closure that! Nice choice…Go to Saffas for Mexican night! Pete is the king of green chile sauce! Nice job Pete! How bout Rome one of these months?

Get up at 5:40 the next morning and leave about 5 til 6. Just beating the saffas alarm so they don’t get to say bye. I got stopped at the Swiss-Italy border…They made me park on the side and some dude comes over to look at my passport and then look in a couple boxes.
He asks: (pointing at my guitar case – while playing air saxo-ma-phone) what’s in there?
Me: A guitar.
Him: (points at a picture frame) Who is the artist.
Me: My ex-girlfriend
Him: a girl..hmpphh (not impressed). You can go.
Arrive home about 5. Have to rush to unload as the rental van has to be back by 7. Just barely make it and tell her about the scrape (they would have found it anyways)…and they charge me a 75€ “reporting fee”…seriously!!!!! What’s the lesson here. Honesty costs you 75€. Lying to them costs nothing…well done Europcar. You suck!!!! She said they’d call me yesterday with more info, but noones called yet. I hope the 75€ fee is for minor incidents that they don’t think will cost more than 75€. If it costs much more than that then I won’t be eating in December. The life of an immigrant is a happy life.
As for the scratch there was some paint on the van from the thing I scratched, but I managed to get that paint off and there was a tiny bit of discoloration on the van itself which I guess means I really did scrape off some of the van paint…anyways if I wasn’t rushing I could have bought some touch up paint or shoe polish or something over it, but that wasn’t an option unless I were to rent for another day…if I had known about the reporting fee then I would have just kept it another day…jerks!

So in short I made it. It was great to see everyone.

…and Matt is coming for a 2 day visit in December. Looking forward to it!!!

…and it was basically like 1o years worth of christmas in here unpacking my stuff….10 years worth of clothes, art, DVDs and an UNDAMAGED TV!!!! At least that turned out OK.

All of the garbage is still in here because of the weird garbage situation here…Not sure if I mentioned it already, but you can only take out certain types of garbage on certain days…So paper on every other Tuesday, Cans and bottles on every other Wed. etc…I don’t know if they really enforce it, but I’m sitting here with empty cardboard boxes waiting for next Tuesday…My full name also happens to be on the boxes…great! Cheaters never prosper…unless I cut out my name…hmmmmmm

…and no Birthday cards in the box….tsk. I’ll complain about it again next year 😉 but no worries people.

Short, stressful, sweet and now back home…

…so got up at 5am on Thursday and caught the bus to Frankfurt Hahn. The plan was to stay at 3 different places on 3 different nights around Tuscany. Mission somehow accomplished. Lesson 1 learned is that when driving in a strange country one should go ahead and make the effort to print maps and try to figure out where you are going ahead of time…As I like to call myself a cartographer I usually forego that bit of effort and just ”wing it”…Maps are beneath me…I own maps!!!
Most of the stress revolved around the driving from 1 hotel to the next…but as usual we made it and I’ll probably just rinse and repeat on my next trip…Although when I go on holiday and I stay at one place for several days I usually wish I was staying different places every night and when I stay at different places every night I just long for the relaxation (boredom) that tends to happen when you are in one place for several days…

anyways…so 1 night in Ameglia, which was right on a river about 100 meters from where the mouth flowed into the Med. The hotel was named Sette Archi (Seven Arches) Great place! Great food. Great location. Recommended!

Stopped in Lucca…I had been there last year on my visit…It’s a medeival walled town that is quite well preserved.

Spent Friday in Lerici. Stayed at a cabin thing (il medieval resort Ippotur) in the hills above. Beautiful place. Individual cabin with a loft. Very private. View of the Med. Great hosts.

Saturday night in La Spezia…They have a crusty Burger restaurant in La Spezia. They sell Duff beer there…We didn’t go, but gawked like tourists outside. On the way home from dinner heard some music playing down an alley and there is this amazing acid jazz band playing. I usually only tolerate jazz, but this was great! Two bass players (one electric, one full size non), a singer who was 12 months pregnant (they found claw marks on the insde of her uterus – Arrested development), 2 trumpet players, one of whom also experimented with a mouth organ…all in all it was great. We had a bottle of wine we were carrying back to the hotel and just drank out of the bottle in the alley like pirates while listening to music. Great night!!!

Maastricht

So back from Maastricht for a lovely weekend of shopping, waffles, and museums…

I’ve never before taken so many pictures on a 1.5 day holiday (McTravelling again).

Click here for photos…


was short, but great! highlight was being attacked by a flying mousetrap…Loud pop followed by a mouse trap hitting my head and falling into my hoody…followed by 60 year old dutch woman (sans bra) explaining that they “are sorry, and just wanted to see how it worked”. Even the old Dutch people speak perfect english…annoying 😉
I think they were part of a nordic walking club…even nordic walking has made it’s way to the hinterlands…or maybe they invented it there…

still trying to figure out all the names…Holland, The Netherlands…why are they called “Dutch”…sounds like I’ll have to research…
any other countries that start with “The”?

Finally have a working bike…as I mentioned about 6 months ago, the bike I bought broke…we ordered replacement parts…but they sent the wrong ones…now they sent half the correct parts, so I just bought a used bike to get me through short term, cuz fixing mine might take years…
am sort of excited to attempt a bike ride to work tomorrow…It’s supposed to rain…

my boss asked me 2 minutes before i was leaving work on Friday if I would consider moving to Italy…immediately said of course (I’ll try anything once…)…Small town on the coast near Pisa…tourist town, but nice weather year round. Good work situation. am now considering this seriously…not sure how serious he was though…I’ll report it here first…stay tuned. 🙂

Barcelona

Second longest occupation ever!?! 😉

Back from Barcelona (where the wind goes sweeping down the plains….). Ok if you get the attempted joke and realize it’s not funny just shake your head sadly…if you don’t get the joke just smile and nod cuz we all know if it came out of my head it’s FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!

gorgeous city…maybe the most beautiful city I’ve visited…I loved the architecture and location, food etc…was great! Avoid the Ramblas though…it’s like the Zeil x 100. Definitely would like to go back and to other places in spain…but not BCN in the summer…off season is probably the way to go.
…and there were more americans there than anywhere I’ve been in Europe…I do find it funny that I can spot out the americans pretty easily (by sight)…and their accent is a bit annoying to me now…at least some of them…
at least the ones in BCN…

Observations…you’re not allowed to drink in the street (of course people do, and people sell cans of beer for 1€ illegally), however smoking is apparently encouraged because cigarettes are really cheap (not taxed?)…how’s that for priorities….

I saw more cats in spain in one day than I’ve seen in DE since I’ve been here…

Kat met me at the airport for a good bye glass of wine (Kat you get the award for best impersonations ever!). There was some bomb threat or something as we got kicked out of the cafe and the police cordoned off an area…So I just took my wine glass and was walking around the airport with it…

So in Spain we saw the Picasso Museum. One thing interesting is that everything is cheap in spain…at least compared to Germany, the UK and France…the museums had costs associated with them…I guess low taxes means no money for the arts…

all in all a good and productive weekend…got some good therapy and feel better than I have in weeks (thanks Ms. Hemmerling).

Chipped a tooth in the airport restaurant…I thought it was a chicken bone, but no…my back tooth broke…at least now I can chew on that side of my mouth…doesn’t hurt anymore.

Here’s a few pics and the regular pic page is here.

Had Cracker lyrics running through my head. One of the few bands that I still listen to from the 90’s. I go back to them again and again:

“Cigarettes and carrot juice
Get yourself a new tattoo
For those sleeveless days of June
I’m sitting on the cafe Zeno steps
With a book I haven’t started yet
Watching all the girls walk by

Could I take you out
I’d be yours without a doubt
On that big dipper
And if the sound of this it frightens you
We could play it real cool
And act somewhat indifferent

And hey June
Why’d you have to come
Why’d you have to come around so soon
I wasn’t ready for all this nature
The terrible green-green grass
The violent blooms of flower dresses
And afternoons that make me sleepy

But we could wait awhile
Before we push that dog turn-style
Into the passage
The thousands they have tread
And others sometimes fled
Before the turn came

And we could wait our lives
Before a chance arrives
Before the passage
From the top you can see Monterey
And think about San Jose
Although I know it’s not that pleasant

And hey Jim Kerouac
Brother of the famous Jack
So he likes to say, “Lucky bastard”
He’s sitting on the cafe Zeno steps
With a girl that I’m not over yet
Watching all the world go by

“Boy you’re looking bad
Did I make you feel that sad?
I’m honestly flattered.”
But if she asks me out
I’d be hers without a doubt
On that big dipper

Cigarettes and carrot juice
Get yourself a new tattoo
For those sleeveless days of June
I’m sitting on the cafe Zeno steps
I haven’t got the courage yet (3x)”

Bratislava and Austria

So the plan Friday is that Matt and I meet outside Hauptbahnhof at a bit after 16:00… Done…no problems up to this point…I had my second kase und schinken croissant of the day whilst waiting for matt near that piece of crap O’Reilleys (we have a vow!!!).

catch the bus to Hahn…I thought it was like a 45 minute ride…it’s an hour and 45….good thing I’m an informed sort of guy…I read the paper while matt tries to sleep…we occasionally talk in a whisper while listening to Belinda Carlisle and whitesnake come over the bus speakers…

Then we arrive at Hahn…My first time there and the impression is that it’s sort of like little league airport…it’s apparently also run by Fraport, so they must use it as some kind of training ground for the real airport…

plane is delayed. My Hahn/Ryanair experience is going from no opinion to negative opinion…Damn you Ryanair…

Get on the plane about an hour later than planned…Meet Dennis the former bouncer who was sitting next to Matt…offered us a car ride back home on Sunday night…says he’s on the same plane back that day and he has a car…sweet!!!!

Plane lands and I somehow ended up as the very last one in Passport control…Here’s how my passport experience has been for about the last 3 months…

Give person passport…
watch as passport person opens first page…
watch passport control person raise eyebrows
watch passport control person look at me suspiciously…

look away and wait (variations on this include passport control giggling or showing me my own photo in my own passport and asking if this is me….Yeah…).
Wait as passport control person looks through every page in my passport and eventually getting to my DE work permit photos and repeating the same confused expressions…
passport control person raises eyebrows
passport control person looks at me suspiciously…

Wait and look away as passport control person moves head from my passport to me about 7 times…
stand uncomfortably and check phone or look around to see if there’s a big line behind me…
wait while passport person types stuff into their computer… apparently nothing has ever come up because this is usually the last step…
I eventually get through the gate (I was indeed the last person)…

matt is waiting and looks bored and/or sympathetic…not quite sure…life must be easy when you have 2 passports eh? he’s obviously read the instruction on how to get to the hostel about 5 times and has some kind of plan I think… it must be somewhere around midnight at this point…

The next 15 minutes are chaos as matt repeatedly says “I hate this country”…we couldn’t get change for the bus (I was even offering to pay people to allow them the privilege of making change for us, but they refused). We finally get change by pretending to be deutsch and getting change from the car park man. Since we don’t know what the currency in Slovakia is we just decide to call them “thingys”. We thought we had missed the last bus (attempting to chase down the wrong bus)…but luckily the actual bus arrived shortly after we had given up hope… We did however miss out connection to the last tram of the night and whilst amusing ourselves with a camera and a Bobby McFerrin poster a taxi happened by and saw us (***stupid tourists with camera) and we got a ride to the hostel (everyone commenting on me going to Bratislava…”Have you seen hostel?”)

on checking in girl at hotel counter Looks at my passport, giggles and says…is this you? yeah thanks!

it’s probably about 12:30 now and since the pizza shop closed between the time we checked in and the time we went out looking for food we have to wander to search for a pub…The kitchen at the nearest pub is closed so we decide to choose between McDonalds, KFC, McKabob and Mr. Kabob…it’s Mr Kabob…

I guess there’s no copyright laws in Slovakia….

http://www.joesquires.com/2008/slovakia08%20008.JPG

…best 3€ I ever spent…hang out in front of Mr Kabob and complain about how cold it is…it’s really hard to blow your nose when you are holding a kabob wrap and fries and a drink…not sure how I managed…

have a beer at pub across the street…it’s only 3€ for two beers…things are looking up…

Go back to hostel and Matt crashes…I check internet in Hostel common room….there’s some movie on and about 6 other people in the room….they speak some sort of foreign language to each other, but at key times in the movie I hear them (the other people in the room) say “What the fuck” and “fuck off”…ah the universal english language… I still am trying to figure out what the movie was…Jude Law was in it and I’m not sure if I’ve seen it or not…

go to bed at 2am….sleep poorly due blowing nose and coughing every hour or so… Wake up at about 7am… wait for Matt to wake up and hit the road about 8:30….

one quick stop in the internet room at the hostel and matt updates his facebook to note:
Matt: is ready to take on these Slovakians! Is Bratislava ready for Squires??? 🙂

being as I often have no plan when I travel I somehow managed to not think about packing an actual coat…so for 2 straight days I wear the same clothes, which is a t-shirt, a long t shirt underneath and a zipped up hoody sweatshirt… it’s bloody cold but I don’t think too much of it (yet!)…the sky is blue and the wind is blowing…

matt wants to go shopping…we walk…get coffee…notice the weather is changing a bit…think nothing of it…yet complain about how cold I am…

snow starts falling and I realize I’m still cold and it’s snowing…

walk a bit…shop a bit…have lunch at bratislava pub (what a name for a pub). Have a traditional goulash…I would never have ordered this in real life, but since I was being multicultural I had to try it…and it was delicious…and cheap…. Note that they have a student lunch for only 39 “thingys”…that is the equivalent of 1 euro for soup and bread…start thinking about how cheaply I could live there…if I had 2000 Euros could I live here for a year??? hmmmm

finish and take a cab to the train station…all taxi driver seems to want to talk about is how expensive frankfurt is and prostitution…Luckily Matt was up front so he had to talk to him.

catch train to Wien. Arrive at Wien…go to hostel…find pub for Arsenal v. ManU…spend the evening laughing at strange people and talking to locals…seems that most of the people in this particular pub were not from Wien.

Go to some aussie pub where matt makes me cry like a little girl…just a typical holiday for me… 😉 It was basically like the scene in Family guy

Brian Griffin: Stewie?
Stewie Griffin: Yeah?
Brian Griffin: It’s not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: What?
Brian Griffin: It’s not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: I know.
Brian Griffin: It’s not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: [annoyed tone] I know.
Brian Griffin: No, Stewie, Stewie. It’s not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: Don’t do this to me, man. Not you, man.
Brian Griffin: It’s not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: Screw you. Cut it out, man!
Brian Griffin: It’s not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: [cries] Why is it so hard? I didn’t know it was going to be so hard. [cries]

OK it was nothing like that, but it’s still a funny scene…I think the above is a conversation a couple of middle aged unemotional men might have…maybe Brian and stewie were in ‘nam together. Funny how much occasional insight shows up when a dog and baby have a conversation together…

bed at 2am, awak-ish at 7:30 am…complain about the cold and start hacking up my lungs as soon as we step outside…

back to Bratislava…act all touristy and take more photos…see the castle and play with statues…I actually ate a salad of tomatoes, cucumbers, goat cheese and green peppers…no dressing…it was great! I felt all healthy and stuff 😉

dink around and decide to spend our last two hours at a single pub for dinner and some football…magically we found a cool place where the large bratislavan Neve Campbell was working…

she was a laugh…

go to airport…Matt goes to Toilet…

I had to look at this for half an hour while I’m waiting…

I have nothing to think about but the usual thoughts that wander into my head…-

Why did Jeff Buckley die so young?

Random song lyrics(“if the world ends
i hope you’re here with me
i think we could laugh just enough
to not die in pain
if the world ends
it won’t finish you
you’re not the type they can capture
you flit like a fly catcher ” – Guillemots),

and…
Why do people sing “Otherside” for Karaoke…(I hate when people sing songs without actually listening to the lyrics…it’s not a happy song, but people sing happily cuz it’s catchy…they miss the point – and I don’t go to Karaoke). Try to figure out why that offends and annoys me, but other things that are supposed to offend people don’t offend me…I’m always focused or thinking about on the “wrong” things.

Receive a text from Matt that breaks my thought process…It started out like this “I can’t stop pooing”…It went on, but I’m just not going to go into details in case matt’s mom reads this 😉

Go through security and observe many large women with belts as I’m standing in line…I’ve never noticed this phenomenon before, but really your pants are not in any danger of falling down and the belt can’t possibly be for fashion because you’re wearing 3 baggy layers…maybe next time just skip the belt…

see Dennis as we get on the plane…he graciously gave us a ride to Frankfurt…good man!!! Get home almost 2…set alarm for 8 yet promptly wake up at 6:47…I just can’t sleep in no matter how tired I am….

I need soup or something…

my ears are throbbing as I write this…what does pneumonia feel like?

Random out of context quote from me: Don’t ever confuse the swinns and the fedes…

Rest of the pics here when I get them up…

Matt…don’t forget about your life under the sea…I didn’t want to write it first and ruin it for you… 😉

delay of course, but we all survived despite a unique noise heard on takeoff…

Not many pics, but here’s some more.

I think I saw the Hemingway while riding on the number 11 home today…

all in all I have to say I really enjoyed Dublin…the people were great…the city as I mentioned was sort of plain, but real, and since I didn’t do any of the touristy stuff I will definitely like to go back…and to some other quieter places in Eire as well…Good times!

the sun was shining beautifully here in Frankfurt so all in all it’s a nice day…

Dublin 3

OK I have a browser window open that says I can go ryanair to Glascow for less than 40€…I shall wait to book this flight until tomorrow in case I am being impetuous…
anyone want to visit Scotland with me???
I think I shall book tomorrow…

Dublin 2

sometimes being an astute observer of people is annoying…you just end up observing how stupid they are…
If I’m ever 69 years old and singing and dancing with a guinness in one hand and the other hand in a fist please shoot me…
If I’m ever a silly girl who is attempting to subtly show off her back tattoo to some guy please shoot me…

I’m tired of bullshit…and bullshitty people…Is this leftover from growing up in small towns…
I think the small town mention deserves a whole sentence…hmmm…I haven’t thought about this for years…

wouldn’t life be better if we had no choices to make?
wouldn’t life be easier if there were no assholes?

Sarkozy got married…everyone talks about how lovely his new wife is, but I saw a pic today and think she’s somehow ugly…
this from the Mrs. Chirac
“I want to express all my best wishes to this new household. She is very, very beautiful,”
seriously…what kind of mental lightweight has nothing to offer besides beauty…I guess the beautiful have their own problems…pfffffttttt…I won’t relate…
(maybe it was a bad pic)

Like the new fat spice girl who apparently ate a bit of the ugly grotesque thin one (ms beckham).

DUB A LIN!!!!

I read some series of articles from the Irish Times today about Scotland…
I now have a great desire to go to Scotland…I shall end this entry and go look up flights to Scotland….

Dublin

is it insane what we spend on leisure activities these days?
When my grandparents were my age they were probably making choices of eating or being able to buy shoes, but nowadays the most difficult decision I have to make is where to travel to for the weekend or which pub to eat at…
Is this a good or bad thing to have lost touch with what might be considered the basics of life…once the basics are provided then we only need to think about entertainment!?!
I think I am the only person I know who thinks about such things…Is this part of my larger problem of not ever fitting in…I’m always thinking about the wrong things at the wrong moment…

ok back to the Lost little boy tour….
went to bed sometime after 2 and was out the door at 7:30 this morning…walked for a couple hours and then found a place for breakfast and a cider about 10:30…they were showing steeplechase (?)…at least I think that’s what it’s called…where the horses are whipped for about 20 minutes and have to jump obstacles along the way…
well one horse (i think) seemed to die during the race…he (? – not to be sexist, but what’s wrong with bein’ sexy?) fell coming off the jump and raised his head for a second then his head dropped to the ground and he stopped moving…the other horses were on a long straightaway so you could see the horse lying there for a long time…
yeah that pretty much marked the end of my breakfast…luckily I had already eaten most of it by that point, but I couldn’t go on anymore after that…

The Irish breakfast has black and white pudding…yeah…that’s like blood sausage right? took a bite of each just so I could say I tried it, but I’ll be perfectly content never eating either of those again…

so Sinead (the artist who works at 3 kings) described Portland OR as something like a dying industrial town…that’s actually kind of my impression of Dublin (the bit I’ve seen)…there’s not a lot of large or grand things…it’s very much a working class sort of town…I rather like it. It’s just a dreary simple place…the people are pleasant.

Went to a museum that was rather touching…I think I was close to tears reading about a picture of a place where Ireland lost a battle to england and how it was now and forever would be a subjugated country.

stupidly didn’t bring my camera cable, but saw two musicians playing in the street and they were great…probably homeless, but the singer literally had ONE TOOTH! yeah, he has credibility…when he was singing about rambling I believed him…

dude has ONE tooth

Best map of London ever!

For the record I will be making a point to visit Leipzig…not because of the American…

again writing from the airport waiting for the plane to Dublin…booked last night and still got a cheap ticket…Six nations rugby and drunken Irish…I think this trip is just filling a void…a distraction to keep me from shopping 😉
aka “the lost little boy tour part 1”

who was it that said something like If I have no free will, how am I morally culpable for my actions?

and this is a bit late, but here’s a map of the walking tour of London…note that I was drawn as castro…that’s a gun, a cigar and a hat…or maybe I was drawn as Clint Eastwood…

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