So today I learned two new phrases thanks to my colleagues (Cristina: “I’m really worried for your italian”)…

“Tu hai il cula pesante”. Which means you have a very heavy ass…which means you are lazy. I had to think if there was a similar saying in english about being lazy…I supposed not. I’ve heard “lard ass” or “fat ass”, but those are saying to indicate one is fat, not lazy.

The other EXTREMELY VALUABLE saying I learned was “vado a pisciare in piscina”. Which is: “I’m going to piss in the pool”.
due to previous knowledge I know that adding -are to some words makes it a verb. I believe “piss” is piscio or something similar.
this latin stuff is easy 🙂
If one was 4 years old I suppose one might use “pipì” instead of pisciare. Makes me wonder if the english of “pee” came before or after pipì…a valid question.

Matteo and Massimo are bursting with class 😉