I’m going to start calling him Burlesque Tony.

This is an english translation of a mail I got in Italian. I think it’s anti Berlusconi…ma io sono americano e non capisco…

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Hi,

I am a citizen dell’Italianistan. I live in Milan two in a palace built by the Prime Minister. Jobs in Milan in a company whose shareholder is merely the Prime Minister. Even the car insurance which I go to work the Prime Minister as the Prime Minister has assured that manages my retirement accounts. I stop every morning to buy the paper, which owns the Premier. When I go to the bank, go to the President of the Council. In the afternoon, I leave work and go shopping in a hypermarket to the Prime Minister, where I buy products made by subsidiary companies by the Prime Minister. In the evening, if I decide to go to the movies, I go into a room of the circuit properties of the Premier and watch a film produced and distributed by a company of the Prime Minister (these films also benefit from public funds bestowed by the government led by President Council). If the evening I stay home, watch TV often the Prime Minister, with decoders from companies of the Prime Minister, where films made by companies of the President of the Council are constantly interrupted by commercials advertising agency of the President Council. Especially watch the match results, because I root for the team in the Premier owns. When not watching TV the Prime Minister, I look at the RAI, whose leaders were nominated by MPs that the Prime Minister has appointed. So I’m tired and a little surfing on the internet, with providers of the Prime Minister.

But if I did not really want TV or surf the internet, read a book, whose publisher is owned by the Prime Minister. Of course, as in all democratic countries and liberal Italianistan is also the President of the Council shall make the laws that are approved by Parliament, where many of the deputies of the majority are employees and lawyers of the Prime Minister, who governs in my exclusive interest !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortunately!

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