I feel sorry for the Italians who seem to read this regularly. This blog used to be occasionally amusing, but of late it is not worth reading…This one will be no different, so you can stop reading now. If you go back 6 months or more it’s way (not really) better…

So random things…

Last week was really productive. I got several articles of legal paperwork from Italy.
I bought a Vespa.
I paid taxes for the Vespa.
I am trying to get insurance for the Vespa.
The previous Vespa owner has fled the country even though he still has said Vespa in his garage 😉
I heard birds singing this morning…
Spring comes early to Italy.
Being a light sleeper that is awoken by birds chirping is a pain.
Being a light sleeper who is awakened by birds has caused me 4,231 tired days.
Being a light sleeper has never prevented a burglery, a fire, or a  murder.
Being a light sleeper is not good.
The  italian word for diarrhoea is diarrea.
That came up in conversation a couple weeks ago.
The english and american spellings just don’t jive.
Nero is black.
Bianco is white.
The street sweeper comes by every day at about 7:15.The neighbour lady slams her door every morning on the way out.
blue is blue!?!
I missed Carnivale…again…
Ching chong gum???

It’s dialect?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?