The more people you meet the more interesting someone has to be to get your interest.

I woke up at 4:30 this morning because of the weirdest dream about a spider that would not die…
The spider was coming at me yet again when I woke up…I laid there for a while and then realized they don’t have garage sales (aka yard sales, patio sales, house sales) here in germany. Is that just a US phenomenon where we sell each other our junk…It was always an entertaining saturday morning to just drive around looking for stuff to buy that you would probably never actually buy in real life, but if it’s cheap enough you can find a use for it…
Oh look…a baseball bat….I don’t have a baseball bat…I could use a baseball bat…Why just last year I was thinking, my god I could use a baseball bat right about now….It would be really useful…
I could defend myself, kill insects, hit a baseball, make fire…hmmmmm
how much is it….$0.50…I’ll give you a quarter…no…ok throw in that sponge and I’ll give you $0.50…sweet!!!!

what kind of segue was that anyways….that was a story my mom would tell…I’ll start the story with something unrelated to the actual point of the story then switch to whatever it was I wanted to say…:)