I love this weather! It’s rained every day for about the past week…it doesn’t often rain in Germany (when I say rain I mean real rain like back in Oregon). aka. the kind of rain that causes germans to huddle in doorways, alleyways, under cars, etc. The germans love their sun, and panic at the smell of rain…it’s hilarious…If a storm is imminent they will start clustering in the covered areas 20 minutes before the rain starts, stand there for another 20 minutes til the shower passes, then talk about it for the next 20 minutes…

apparently mexico and the french girl can’t be bothered to remember my name…I’m just “the guy with the beard”. now that I shaved again I’ve apparently lost 10 years, 10 kilos and Mexico and French Girl think I’m invisible.
note: I’m not calling them Mexico and French Girl to get revenge for them not remembering my name…it’s just that I don’t know their names…and she says she’s not french…

is pregnancy is an STD?

Paul: Jamaicans are like you and I. Just a half step slower than the rest of Germany
Paul: You dance like Frankenstein!

There you have it. For a good time at your party you too can hire frankenstein.

and from the I’m smiling on the inside files:

it's the Italian Avril Lavigne...and i got rained on...