Apr

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

The human torch was denied a loan….

I’m currently reading Kafka on the Shore…I’m finally turning into the reader I haven’t been since I was about 10. this can only help the writing style on this page 😉
Just finished “A short history of nearly everything”…great pop science book. In the past few months I think I’ve finished “Harold and Maude”, “1984”, “Freakonomics”, part of “the picture of Dorian Gray”, and 90% of “Hotel New Hampshire” which I’m refusing to finish on principal…seriously…too much started happening and it was no longer realistic…I can read a book about mummies and be fine, but Hotel New Hampshire was just too much…
A few pages into Kafka on the Shore and I was missing small town life…I suddenly have an urge to spend a week in a small town with nothing to do…ahh Coquille I miss you…

anchorman again:
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell’s diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
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Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family’s rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
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Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Hey, Ron. I’m riding a furry tractor.
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Ed Harken: [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we’ve both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven’t, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I’ll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
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Ed Harken: [on the phone with his son] Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We’ll play it off as a prank.
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Ed Harken: Apparently, my son was on something called “Acid,” and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.