I think some people read this page a bit (WAY) too closely…How can I possibly negatively judge people who think this page is witty or whatever it is…I shan’t…

Julia: what does a unicorn look like when it bowls
joe: me…
julia: you’re skinny…like gay skinny…

ahhhh…liquid soap…Thanks for the liquid soap that will now rescue me from the germ factory that apparently is my soap dish…it’s a miracle I survived this long with a bar of soap that was purchased in the states over a year and a half ago…

spent almost three and a half hours on the phone to France last night…This was not planned…how am I supposed to move files around when I’m on the phone like that 😉

joe: i’m a simpleton
sanne: yeah, you are – in a very complicated way

sex and chess really do belong together 😉

Guess what….
chicken butt!!!!