So what’s with people that smoke and chew gum at the same time…Is it nicotine gum? For those times when smoking 2 cigarettes at once is just too difficult (like if you need a free hand to hold on to your kid)…are they trying to avoid tasting the cigarette or the gum?
Maybe I just have it wrong…Gum is like egg nog…goes with everything…Milk, Water, Rum, etc…

my only egg nog quote…sorry americans…
Overheard at the Irish:
2,0: Can I get an egg nog?
Serving wench: You can get fucked!

Is it possible to overhear a conversation when you’re at the same table?

I was told today that some genius is opening an Irish Pub in Neu-Isenburg…great!!! Great!!!!!!!
it’s not out of the way of my walk….at all……..

I forgot to mention my wierdest musical moment in France…not sure if anyone knows Hayseed Dixie…they’re a bluegrass band that covers Rock/Metal songs…anyways sitting in the Internet cafe/wine bar Hayseed dixie came on covering AC/DC…it was a surreal moment in France…almost like seeing a raw egg yolk in the middle of pizza…also France…more on French eggs and everything my mom ever told me about cooking stuff next week…..——————————

Show me some fear.
Talk about it when you’re old

Age with dignity
and die with joy.

You’re all wrong.
Look at the ball.
Look til it’s gone down.
And then talk about it.
Tell me where it went.
And why you have no shoes
but an array of feelings.

Talk about justice and warmth.
I don ‘t need to hear you again.
I never did.

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