extry bad is worse than extra bad…focus on something besides the bag…

if I had it in me I would defend Robbie Williams tonight….not because I think she’s relevant, but just to piss Matt off…

and since we all know that if it’s online it must be true….

1) I am a Pundit….(yes i just capitalized Pundit because I am one…)
2) Christy = Ronaldo
3) I’ll write yours if u write mine…
4) Matt likes Christy more than girls….
4a) not implying that there are any particular girls that matt likes more than christy, but even 2,0 likes girls from Minnesota…

I’ve attempted to explain to the 39th oregonian (Vicki in Oregon) that the german beer is not good…especially compared to Oregon…they have purity laws so that I think most german beers have only 4 ingredients…never get a rubinator here people…luckily I can buy british beer at restaurants. that includes Guinness. which is british as we all know…

I am no longer just using candles for light, but also for heat…

Congrats Matt!
I’m not congratulating you for any reason in particular, but behind Matt’s right shoulder is some chick from minnesota…this was during the rugby world cup final…I got to yell Eng Uh Lund a lot….lately it’s my favorite thing to yell…not sure why…

the fosters hat contents are in my bag…

I am wishing I had my mango flavored toothpaste now…almost of out the good stuff so that means I have to make my monthly shopping trip soon…apfelwein etc….what else was I supposed to get?

People seem to think
a shy personality equals gifted
but if they got to know one
I’m sure that idea would have shifted
Most shy people I know
are extremely boring
either that or they are miserable

from all the shit they’ve been storing

jens Lekman

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