Why are there candy guts all over my floor?

Thanks to Matt, Phong, Singer Phil, and Blossom for testing my 4 people in the elevator theory…The sign says only 3 people but we all know how signs are put in elevators by the man to keep us down…(literally down…on the E floor or U floor or whatever it is. Not to be confused by the stupid Americans as the 1st floor which is not the ground, but the first floor above the ground).
and a special holiday thanks to my friends for putting up with my boorish behavior….much obliged.

an interesting article for the holidays http://www.slate.com/id/2155683/