Those of you who live in a country where you don’t speak the language know what I’m talking about.
I’ve been going to this trinkhalle/convenience store/italian coffee shop for weeks now (before I even moved here – it’s the closest one to the flat where I’m staying)…anyway she knows I don’t speak Italian and I could never quite figure out if she liked me or hated me (or was drunk), as we’ve had a few small interchanges in the past…she’s the one who taught me “tiepido” (not on purpose- it just kind of happened when I tried to order a latte macchiato).
So tonight I stop in on my way to dinner and she decides to have a conversation with me…she knows I don’t speak Italian so my contribution was basically “io non capisco” (I don’t understand). Yet she kept talking. So I got to really practice my italian by saying “io non capisco” 3 times or so…I have no idea if she was insulting my mother or just being nice to me. I’m not sure if I should go back or not…she intimidates me even though she’s about 1 meter tall and weighs 30 kilos…
You should learn the phrase
“Are you sure? Pick a word or phrase from the discourse, repeat it,
then say ” are you sure?” in Italian. Then say something in English, like “Is it lunch time? Be prepared to say ” I’m sorry, I don’t understand” in Italian. You will be having a conversation-sort of.
I could throw in a bit of “this isn’t the spanish inquisition” or “I’m from the office of silly walks”…then walk around a bit (in double time ala Benny Hill). 🙂 We’re bordering on a very bad english sketch from the 70’s… 😀
this is not exactly your best shot…. there are plenty pretty pictures of you….why not choose one of those? (your avatar)
What do you recommend?
i dunno….theres gotta be tons of better pictures….
wow folks…the very definition of constructive critiscism. 🙂
Ministry of silly walks was Monty Python wasn’t it?
Indeed. I originally had it written as office of funny walks, but that didn’t sound right so I googled it. I was just referring to old time britcom.