…took a walk today to the end of the jetty or the entrance of the harbour or…whatever it was…20 minute walk to get to nowhere…File under “things to do in Carrara”…
It’s extra funny cuz people will google “things to do in Carrara”…

…also amusing me lately is the use of “bloody fucking” by non native speakers as an adjective…I use “bloody”…the people closer to the queen use “fucking”…I’m going to draw the parallel of my use of “mate” and the queens people using “dude”…I stopped using dude immediately after walking out of the theatre after “Baseketball”. Two guys saying Dude to each other for about 2 minutes just killed the word for me…however taking my cue from the non native speakers I’m just going to start with “doodmate”. You heard it here first…

also amusing me at the moment is that my weather widget says today it will be between  11° and 18° today, while also stating that it is 25° currently…yeah…it’s closer to 25°. I might have to extend my awning and buy a fan one of these days…consider this part 1 of me complaining about the heat in the “Italian Riviera” 🙂