My best friends wedding….

I was looking through my DVDs and I found My Best friends wedding…something is wrong…The system has broken down…Will trade for Steel Magnolias, or possibly my two favourite pairs of pants, the orange-red asian shirt, and black zip up sweatshirt.

pee-pee der gatt0=cat piss….as in red bull tastes like cat piss.

Went to a greek restaurant with colleagues last week and as we were leaving I noticed a red bull in the refrigerator by the door…Grabbed it as we’re paying and the greek guy at the counter says in english “you are american?”…So that’s how they spot us. Only yanks drink red bull I take it…
At the cafe below the office they sell Red Bull and it’s only 2€. At that price I can’t say no. In germany they usually try to charge 4€. I’ll take 2…

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