2 people in the office have H1N1.
The pakistani man who works at the kebap shop thinks Obama is “Bush2…worse than Bush”. I guess that means he liked H.W.
It is a bit akward to attempt an intellectual conversation in a kebap shop whilst waiting for your food 🙂 You know you only have 2 minutes to chat…
me: “The two party system doesn’t work”
him: “two parties…there is only one party”

If I die in the next week it’s either swine flu or being hacked to death with a kebap machete 😉

I’m trying to get back to Frankfurt next weekend…you heard it here first! Keep you posted.

and some of these were funny (original page)