What was that movie with Van Damme where he played himself and his twin?

I think I saw that at a drive in with my mom…

The neighbour above me seems to be an interesting sort. As I’ve mentioned I’m staying in a temporary flat until I find a place of my own (btw it’s about 3x bigger than my old place – the living room is about as big as my old flat and in addition to the living room there is a full kitchen with a table, 2 bathrooms and 3 bedrooms…it’s gigantic and empty feeling)…anyways every saturday morning (sometimes sundays) I hear someone upstairs playing a piano. I’m pretty sure it’s a real piano and not a recording.
The only other thing I know about this person is that she (I assume it’s she) puts on clogs and stomps about above me starting at 7 in the morning <clomp clomp clomp>. Is it really necessary to wear clogs when you’re putting on your makeup <clomp clomp clomp>…oh she says to herself <clomp clomp clomp>…I think I’ll wear this dress <clomp clomp clomp> and this shirt <clomp clomp clomp> no wait…maybe I’ll wear this <clomp clomp clomp> thing <clomp clomp clomp> with <clomp clomp clomp> this <clomp
clomp clomp> thing <clomp clomp clomp>….
Just imagine she’s saying this in italian…I am going to just make the assumption that she’s dutch <clomp clomp clomp>…so many nicknames to choose from. The dutchess <clomp clomp clomp>. Dutchie
<clomp clomp clomp>. The flying Dutchman <clomp clomp clomp>. The frying Dutchman <clomp clomp clomp>. Jean Claude Van Damme <clomp clomp clomp>, Clompy mcClomps a lot…She’s also probably 6″ 4′ and full of muscles <clomp clomp clomp>.
She’s clomping right now <clomp clomp clomp>…
as you can see she only takes 3 steps <clomp clomp clomp> and then
pauses…<clomp clomp clomp>.

Also sorting my music collections and I come across a french chick named Camille (album le File)…again I’m just assuming she’s french cuz she seems to be singing in french…and I really like it. I find that with a lot of the french music I hear. I have no idea if this is pop music or somewhat indie, but I really like it. I also don’t have any idea who I got this album from…maybe 2,0.

btw note to self. I havn’t heard a peep from 2,0…should write him…

Havn’t done much else today…made an exciting trip to the trash cans (everyone gets free trash in Italy…and France too for that matter). The cans are just on the street and free for all…I’m sure the americans consider this socialism (dammit! The government should not intrude in our lives by putting garbage cans in the
streets…or…dammit! I didn’t kill laotians so we could have free rubbish bins!).
…also an exciting trip to Carrefour (the gigantic walmart like monstrosity) with low quality clothing and edible pizzas made fresh daily in the deli).
Watched Gran Torino…which I suprisingly liked…and now I think I head out for a stroll over to the coffee shop and ponder if it’s possible to compare the little coffee shop/tabbachis with the Deutsch trinkhalles…probably not worth the effort…

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