burn the witch

beautiful day in Ffm…the sun shines, but still cold enough to see your breath…Doesn’t feel cold in the sun…I can love days like this…

from the Holy Grail…Burn the witch!
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-05.htm

and if you can’t be bothered to read the whole scene is just comes down to:

How do we know she’s a witch? SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!!

What do you burn as well as witches? (Not more witches)
Wood. Does wood float on water? Yes. So, what else floats on water? A duck! Exactly!

So if she weighs the same as a duck, she’ll float on waters….so.. shes a witch!

or said yet another way:
All cats die…
Aristotle died.
conclusion: Aristotle was a cat.

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