Two Gallants

Two gallants was GREAT last night!!!! I think it pretty much had to be the best show I saw all year. not my most anticipated show, but incredible! Mouseonturm was a decent venue. Kind of an old crowd though…lots of baldness and gray hair…that was weird…also a lot of 20/30 something nerds…Ponytails, large bellies et.al.

the opening band was from Portland (Blitzen trapper) so I spent most of that set yelling “185th and Burnside”…I don’t even know what that means…they all had beards so I actually said the words ,,I wish I had a beard”. It is Nikolaus season after all…

I also saw a kid with airwalks, baggy jeans and flannel…dude…1989 was cool!!!! were you even alive then???

There was one guy dancing so bad that I was actually mocking him…and if I’m making fun of someone’s dancing technique….WOW!!!

Now that I’ve mastered talking about the weather in Deutsch (Das wetter ist schön! oda Das wetter ist schlecht!) I’m just going to move on to politics…can someone please teach me to ask something like “what do you think of the legitimacy of the state of Israel? Then for 2.0 I need to add in a comment about muslims with iPod’s (auf Deutsch).

Alternative saying to learn would be something along the lines of…”The world obviously can’t handle a Western standard of living so as India and China get richer the west needs to get poorer…I think it’s dependant on the United states to start bombing other rich countries (there’s only ever been one country to use a Nuclear weapon during war right?) for the good of humanity…”

Obviously I have no interest in any sort of response or discussion I just want to learn to say something that might irritate people on a more intelligent level than “du bist eine fötze!” (picture ronaldo in a 30 meter puddle).

got my state of Oregon refund check today…thank you gordon smith…the gift that keeps on giving…(I believe it was Gordo that brought back the kicker checks instead of having a credit on thenex t years return). On a related note…has anyone ever tried to cash a check in DE? I’ve never seen anyone use a check here…will they let me deposit it? actually I’ve never seen a deposit slip here either….

I have a package at Deutsch Post…I hope this is from me mum 🙂

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