today I got a text with 28 emoticons in it…I know what you’re thinking…why not 30….well I was thinking that too..why not 30? the previous record text was 4 emoticons for the text “zwei dumme, ein gedanke”…which if I recall is something like two idiots, one idea…which is a great phrase btw…anyways 28 emoticons on my phone creates 4 rows of 6 and one row of 4…not symmetrical…

tomorrow is unification day…day off…this is my revenge for having to work July 4th I guess…Saw modest mouse on that day…which reminded me that I had to work July 4th…it also reminded me why one should never have more than 5 hairs growing out of the mole on their neck….
My personal limit is 3….

was threatened by an aussie hooligan that I need to be at the liverpool game tomorrow…I thought football was about sportsmanship, teamwork, sacrifice etc…apparently it’s about drinking and yelling at people…euros…..
oh wait…aussies aren’t euros…

I’ve been accused of being obsessed with poo…well starting tomorrow I’m not going to write anymore about poo… there is no such thing as poo….
these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

I also know that a lot of people don’t know how to take this page…just follow my rule when someone speaks Deutsch to me and I have no idea what they’re saying…smile and nod…smile and nod…
and if you actually get something I write then just say “that’s a good one that…”as your smiling and nodding of course…:)