the greatest thing about a german keyboard is that I can make a smiley face with just one key ö

If only I could make an effort to do ascii art…then I would truly be cool…
or just call me Jöse, cuz that would make me cool too.

text conversation tonight:
Squires 2.0: I just got you a ticket for the concert in Nachleben on sunday night, got matt one too, you are a jerk btw.
Me: Why am I a jerk…jerk…
2.0: cause u just are. aren’t we all jerks, just as we’re all actors on a stage right? or maybe were all dead jerks jerking around and…dying
me: I thought I was about to be stimulated then i realized I was bored…shiny red ball. what were we talking about. how’s ur mom…ooh I can spell mom with one key.