In Poland starting tomorrow til Saturday…may not have email all week….

Johnny Marr has that “G.E. Smith Poseur guitar god wanne be” quality that we all love so much…

Fart once for yes and twice for no….

Watched Lords of War. Had it’s moments, but really it could have been so much better….it was sort of everything that was wrong with a big hollywood movie…
Every actor gets a speech….OH SO DRAMATIC…
the death scenes  were way overdone and fake…
e.g. Someone gets shot in a tent….The camera is showing one side of the tent and you hear gunshots (on the other side of the tent)…blood splatters on the inside of the tent….FOLLOWED BY SOMEONES HAND BEING EXTENDED ONTO THE INSIDE OF THE TENT AND SMEARING THROUGH THE BLOOD….Ok So they showed this to some hollywood execs and they said…Yeah I see that there’s blood on the tent, but it’s just not dramatic enough…How DO i know that someone relaly died….No bullet holes came thorugh the other side of the tent….GOOD GOD PEOPLE!!!!! Hollywood movies suckkkkkkk….As if Hollywood execs/produces/script tinkers have seen people being shot…..

another example was when Jared Leto got shot….He blew up a truck full of ammunition with a grenade…Followed by running….One guy pull out his AK and shot Jared Leto….They cut TWICE to two other guys firing thier AK’s at him….He falls down and it takes him 14 minutes to die….OK…You just got shot 99 times and magically nothing hit you in your face (Can you just hear the director saying…”NOT IN THE FACE”. He’s a star….
anyways….You suck hollywood….It wasn’t a bad movie, but when you put crappy moments in a movie it sort of ruins it for me…..You would have been better off having the microphone dip into the picture you jerks….

I’m also pissed at T-Mobile this week…..

I also have to speak at the Poland workshop….Good thing I have a plan involving crying, puking, and walking in dog crap….Do you smell something?!?!

I also need to iron and pack today….

I’m also excited cuz I was promised Joey’s…I haven’t had pizza in weeks…..I miss Joey’s…..I also get great service cuz they know the American tips…

So Sanne says she doesn’t get half my blog…Yeah if you don’t get half of it I have to feel sorry for my mom……She probably doens’t get any of it…If only I could speak in complete sentences….Being an only child I only ever manage to come up with one liners….I don’t do conversation….

and since I’m thinking about it….I think the only character trait I got from my mother is our shared inability to tell a story in a clear concise manner….Every sentence requires some sort of sidebar which the person you’re telling the story to has no interest in….Doesn’t matter it’s my damn story I’ll tell it however I want….