yippie-ya-yeah Schweinebacke…and ninja awesomeness

People keep telling me I seem happy lately…I am.

I always knew that Elliot Gould was somehow an evil Giant.

My mom is finally on board with my “I need drums” theory….if only I was 7 years old again…Too late for me now…

OMG!!!!! The Ace of Spades…..go Lemmy…..
Somehow managed to find a US/Euro adapter so I plugged in my external drive and it has loads of music that is absolute CRAP….However I’m still listening to the song….Thanks Matt for giving me about 3 motorhead albums………
Yeah….today I moved all my music files around onto one drive and tomorrow I guess I start deleting some of this stuff……..
STONE TEMPLE TOILETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATE what is wrong with you????

and for anyone who had to see Die Hard 4.0 on opening night 😉 (Sanne):
http://www.slate.com/id/2168927/
In Deutsch the adverts say yippie-ya-yeah Schweinebacke….I’m told that schweinbacke is Pig cheek…

The spectacle that is “Joe walking into Starbucks” is quite amusing…I wish everyone could see it. At least they know my name and insist on making a scene to try to please the american…being popular is really a pain…

and since the Ninja vs. Pirate question just won’t die
http://www.slate.com/id/2168936/

All you need to know is that ninjas can totally kill you without even thinking about it. In fact, ninjas are so lethal that it takes an enormous effort of will for them not to kill you. You are only alive because a ninja is trying very hard not to shoot a blow dart through your neck right this minute. Ninjas are being kind to us and yet we haven’t returned the favor. Even so, ninjas have stealthily taken over the planet in the last few years and no one over 30 saw it coming.

I wasn’t going to paste any more of the article, but I kept reading and this is funny

The Israeli affinity for ninjas makes sense when you consider that ninjas are basically supercool Jews. Both practice esoteric traditions that must be kept pure or they’ll lose their power, both wear black outfits, and both can destroy much larger and more numerous opponents. The main difference is that while observant Jews spend a lot of time praying, observant ninjas spend a lot of time hiding and killing people.

wow…OK I admit that I’m probably the only one reading this who thinks this is funny but…

…the ’80s was the decade when the ninja entered the homes of most Americans under 12. The GI Joe character and popular toy Snake Eyes was originally a commando but was quickly rebranded as a ninja when Hasbro realized that this would increase his awesomeness by 40 percent.

we all know if something is on Slate.com it must be true…

apparently there’s someone in Frankfurt who has been dubbed Squires 2.0 because he keeps cutting my grass…jerk….You’re just my twinkie….

Cheers to Matt for playing mom on Friday night…

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