Yay. My work contract was just made permanent…This makes me happy….
A colleague asked me if I missed home, and I said this is my home…Guess that means I have to figure out if or when I need to go back to the states…Seems a long way to go…Maybe for x-mas I can find a way…or I could fly to cuba for the same money…hmmmm….Cuba would be cool.
allright…this is bloody brilliant…
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Salem hey it’s my home…
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Oregon Hey…it’s my home….
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Portland Hey….it’s almost home
bonus
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Dynamite Yeah this dude is from Salem…
Props to ***(family member who shall not be named)*** for giving me all her ironing tips, then asking if they have hotels in England…yeah she’s american and she’s my ***(family member who shall not be named)***…
my response was “No, when people have nowhere to stay in Jolly old England they just go to the nearest castle and huddle inside”….No word yet on if ***(family member who shall not be named)*** believes me…
Sooooooo…..apparently it’s mothers day soon in the states….I’ve no idea when…it’s not mothers day in Germany…dammit…..my poor mom….sometimes she sends stream of consciousness emails too….I guess that’s where I get that from….
HI MOM!!!
Don’t worry you’re the only one who reads this…. ;>)