I need to go to bed, but seriously I can't stop clicking links at the uncyclopedia.org....
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cat

	

Murphy's Law, Finagle's corollary:

 If something can go wrong, it will
 so,
 If you throw a slice of toast with butter into the air, it will always fall with the buttered side down

Cats conservation law:

 A cat will always land on its feet.