Story from Sandy the Kindergarten teacher describing an overhead conversation between 4 year old girls:
Girl 1: Hast du ein penis? (do you have a penis)
girl 2: Nein (no)
girl 1: Sheisse! (shit!)

later conversation between Sandy and girl 1
Girl 1: Hast du ein penis?
Sandy (thinking hard so as to avoid awkwardness): I don’t find that young girls need penises…

Good thinking Sandy. He said it was all the rage in school for about 2 weeks to talk about penises. Then he talked about how small children don’t understand the concept of a lie even though it’s sometimes called for or necessary in normal society.

Then Sandy launches into the question he stole form some TV show. Who would win in a fight between a caveman and an astronaut….
I’ve decided that the answer is different if you asked “who would win in a fight between an astronaut and a caveman” because in the former the assumptions of people listening is that the caveman would win. Assumptions seemed to indicate that the fight takes place in a cave….however really isn’t it just as likely that the fight takes place in space??? Whichever combatant you name first seems to get an unfair advantage in the response of people that aren’t paying attention.